Dear:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head under a state of trance and I saw you pull the clothes off my father(ee-uuww!). I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. (WHAT?!?!?) You should also know that I never will forget eggplant-fetishism...
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Go burn,
Hailey!



LOL KAY:


How To:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In woman's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Well thanks, little miss

Rules
Just answer the question & tag 4 people

♥FOUR MOVIES YOU´LL WATCH OVER AND OVER:
1.Umm.. Dark Knight? No, I'm sick of it already.
2.Emm..
3.
4.

♥FOUR PLACES I´VE LIVED:
1. South
2. North-er
3. A bit farther north, a bit farther east
4. And a shuffle to the west.

♥FOUR CURRENT FAVORITE VIDEOS (LINKS):
1. I WANT KEEPON [link]
2. Batman Spoof (old, but classic) [link]
3. GOOD GOOD INDIE!! [link]
4. I love Ludo. I do, I do! [link]

♥TV PROGRAMS I WATCH:
1. South Park
2. Family Guy (sometimes..)
3. Sports
4. Well.. I would watch anything Japanese, but unfortunately I don't have that luxury.

♥FOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS OF ALL THE TIME:
1. Sunako Nakahara - Wallflower
2. L, (Light.. ish?), Mello, Matt - Death Note
3. Yamazaki Tanpopo - Imadoki!
4. Umeda Sensei (of Hana-Kimi) and Alex Something (of Ceres) - Just cause they're so flamboyantly homosexual! I love them.


♥FOUR PLACES I´VE BEEN:
1. Cuba
2. Quebec
3. Wenatchee
4. Japan (ahh, as if! well sometime in the future, I WILL GO)

♥FOUR PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SEND ME MAILS:
1. Cass-cass
2. babzezezez
3. Byouin! hey, it's been a while, actually..
4. Emmm..??? Kates-got-kate!

♥FOUR OF MY FAVORITE DISHES:
1. OMGOMGOMG noodle boxes - pinapple curry!!
2. chinese food. yuuuum
3. raisin/cranberry loaf
4. apple sauce!

♥FOUR PLACES I WISH I WERE RIGHT NOW:
1. Japan
2. Japan
3. Japan
4. ummm hmm.. Japan.

♥FOUR INSANE THINGS I´D LIKE TO DO:
1. Get super fat on McDonalds,
2. then do the subway diet and become an anorexic, belimic, party-rific supermodel (with money and clothes!!),
3. retire, get back to being healthy and drum for a japanese screamo band,
4. then transport myself into the world of Death Note, and marry L but secretly carry Light's child! LOL and set up Mello and Matt. And bring Cassie. And kill Near.. like, no offense..

♥FOUR SONGS I LIKE:
1. Evil Woman - Electric Light Orchestra
2. Saint Simon - The Shins
3. Daite Signorita - That guy.. uh.. from Kurosagi, you know?
4. Amalgame - Les Respectables

♥FOUR REASONS TO KEEP ON LIVING:
1. Japan
2. Manga
3. My family and friends!! *tear* and sports. Yeah, mostly sports.
4. It's really hard to kill yourself. Like, honestly. I'm not squeamish about other people's guts, but I stub my toe and I'm like OMFG! OMFFFFFFG! I can't look at it! Take it away! No, DONT TOUCH IT! ADHSKHFDSHF! I can't breatttthhhheee.....!!

♥FOUR THINGS I´LL NEVER DO:
1. Become a talented, respected artist
2. GIVE UP SPORTS
3. Lose my love of languages
4. fall in loooooveee!! hahhah *winks*

♥FOUR UNFORGETTABLE DATES:
1. Does this mean like, romance-dates?
2. Or like, my-birthday-is-a-DATE kind of dates?
3. Cause I haven't had many of the first one
4. and I don't even know the date today. So this is just a gongshow.

♥FOUR FAVORITE DRINKS:
1. Booster Juices
2. Umm.. Tukola!
3. Apple Juice
4. CHOCOLATE MILK!!

♥FOUR WISHES:
1. To go to Japan
2. To wear a school uniform
3. To own a huge site like DeviantArt
4. then go around banning random people, just for fun!!!

♥FOUR THINGS I´LL DO BEFORE I DIE:
1. Learn Japanese
2. Have a wedding just to party with my friends, then dump the guy in an extremely messy and expensive divorce.
3. Wear a school uniform
4. remember to charge my freaking cell phone.

♥I HOPE THIS YEAR (2008) I CAN:
1. Charge my cell phone
2. Actually do my homework
3. Stop doing these silly quizzes
4. Run away from home, provide evidence that I was brutally murdered, and then show up a couple years later and be like "OMFG JK JK JK"!!!!

♥FOUR TRAUMAS IN MY LIFE:
1. Physics
2. Lack-of-school-uniform
3. Death :[
4. And things I'd rather forget!!

♥FOUR THINGS I´LL SAY TO THE ONE WHO SENT ME THIS:
1. MY DA FRIEND! HUGS!!
2. *pokes* you like NEAR. Gross. GROSS.
3. i wndr if u cn read txt tlk? nbdy evn txts lke ths! ths is bllsht lololololol.
4. I will give you more page views.. cause you're sort of a desperatelittlewhore for them. Sort of.
Ok, really.

♥I CRY WHEN:
1. I'm really angry. Apparently my tear glands are affected by my wrath and bubbling rage. When I want to kill somebody I just put on the waterworks and mope at them.
2. I go to physics.
3. When I think of NearXanybody
4. I'm crying.

♥FOUR WORDS THAT DESCRIBE YOU:
1. monster
2. murdurous
3. bloodthristy
4. rainbows

I don't tag anybody. If you want to do this, TAG. It takes awhile..

BORROWED!

ANIME NERD

[x] You watch anime.
[x] You read manga.
[x] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes
[x] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.
[x] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before.
[ ] You have cosplayed. (no but I must!!)
[ ] You have done so in public. (I'd do that do!)
[ ] You have been to an anime/manga convention. (AFSDJDHFSKJFHS!!!!)
[x] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[x] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character. (lol)
[x] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.
[x] You enjoy drawing anime.
[ ] People you know know you as the 'anime' person.
[x] You know that it is pronounced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled.

Anime/manga nerd = 10/14



ART NERD

[x] You like art.
[ ] You actually consider yourself an artist.
[ ] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.
[ ] You have a favorite brand.
[ ] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[ ] You give people your drawings as gifts.
[ ] People actually ask for your drawings.
[ ] You are/were known as 'the art person' at your school.
[ ] Instead of just 'brown' or ' pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'.
[ ] You have taken an art class outside of school.
[ ] You have considered a career as an artist
[x] Your school papers are always covered in doodles.
[x] You have a favorite artist.
[ ] Your drawings have been framed.
[ ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.

Art nerd = 3/15 (haha)



MUSICAL NERD

[x] You play a musical instrument.
[x] You play(ed) more than one instrument.
[x] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument
[x] You've given your instrument a name.
[x] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument.
[ ] You are known by what you play.
[ ] You listen to classical music.
[ ] You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period.
[ ] You have a favorite composer.
[x] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class. (HA mostly!)
[ ] You write music.
[ ] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc...
[x] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[x] You are never nervous playing for other people. (not really)

Musical nerd = 8/14


VIDEO GAME NERD

[x] You play video games.
[ ] You own more than 4 different video game systems. (no, we have three)
[x] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.
[ ] You play video games every day.
[ ] You have played a video game for over 10 hours. (WHAT!)
[x] You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3. (donkey kong country omfg)
[ ] You love to talk about video games.
[ ] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.
[ ] People know you as the 'gamer' person.
[x] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends.
[x] Your gaming system is in your room.
[ ] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.
[ ] You've had debates over which company is the best.
[x] You keep playing a game until you beat it.
[ ] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game. (lol well I cheat..)

Video game nerd = 6/15



COMPUTER NERD

[x] You use the computer every day. (I NEED TO)
[x] You have an account/username on some sort of social website.
[ ] You go into random internet chatrooms.
[x] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer. (if I can get away with it..)
[ ] You use computer faces. (???)
[x] It is hard to go a day without using the computer.
[x] You spend time in online forums. (japanforum.com!)
[ ] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else.
[x] You have friends you have only met online.
[ ] You have/have had a girlfriend/boyfriend you have only met online.
[ ] You have actually met an online friend in person.
[x] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.' (EW)
[ ] You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in speech that is not online.
[x] You can type really, really fast.

Computer nerd =8/15

Well, go anime, I guess..

Got from

Raito
[x] You have a big aim in life
[x] You hate to lose
[x] You feel that your eyes change colours with your behaviour
[x] You are obsessed.
[light's such an ass lol!] Your intelligence is superior in comparison with another people’s one.
[ ] You don’t mind hurting others as long it helps you to get to your aims
[x] You have talent to seduce the opposite gender
hahahahahahaha
Total: 5/7

L
[x] You love candy
[ ] You don’t care about how you look
[x] You walk/sit curvate
[ ] You are a genius
[ ] You have dark circles around your eyes
[ ] You are very thin don’t matter what you eat
[x] You don’t have many friends and you are a total failure at love(failure at love but lots of friends!!)
Total: 3/7 (that's it? shucks..)

Misa
[ ] You love someone blindly
[ ] You would do everything for that ‘someone’
[ ] You dress in a very peculiar way
[x] You can’t tell when people are joking around with you
[x] You can’t afford alcohol very well
[x] You are very jealous
[ ] You can make people do what they don’t want to.
Total: 3/7 (dummy..)

Mello
[x] You love chocolate
[x] You were confused at least once with the opposite gender
[ ] You always dress dark and tight clothes
[ ] You are always the second
[x] You have a burnt/scar on your face (YES! but it's a very very small scar and I can't find it sometimes..)
[x] You are very intelligent, but sometimes you make mistakes
[xxx] Near creeps you out a little bit
Total: 5/7

Matt
[x] You are always playing videogames
[ ] You smoke
[ ] You wear streaky shirts
[x] You would do anything for your friends
[ ] You use glasses that looks like goggles.
[ ] You are always relaxed
[x] You are very devoted to your best friend
Total: 3/7

Near
[ ] You are patient to the limit
[ ] You always win
[ ] You have the Peter Pan syndrome
[x] You love to wear pajamas
[x] You are very intelligent(i have my moments!!)
[x] You have a lot of ability using your hands
[ ] Your hair is of a weird colour
Total: 3/7

Mikami
[x] You search for justice in everywhere
[ ] You use glasses
[ ] You are/want to be a lawyer
[ ] You don’t care about following orders as long as it’ s for justice’ s sake
[ ] You support Kira unconditionally
[ ] All your life is perfectly planned
Total: 1/7

Ryuk
[x] You love apples
[x] You are bored
[x] You think that humans are… INTERESTING!
[x] You laugh in a weird way… (silent shaking laugh, GASP, honk honk honk!!! lol thats me)
[ ] When there’s an argument, you never take one of the sides
[x] You are a little bit crazy and weird
Total: 5/6

Matsuda
[x] Some people think that you are an idiot
[x] You always see someone’s good side
[x] You know someone who is an example for you
[x] You don’t think Kira is neither good or evil
[x] You talk about a love life that you don’t have
[x] You do stupid things that sometimes are good to the ones around you
[ ] You are pretty, but old.
Total: 6/7

Results:
Raito- 5/7
L - 3/7
Misa - 3/7
Mello - 5/7
Matt - 3/7
Near - 3/7
Mikami - 1/7
Ryuk - 5/6
Matsuda - 6/7